There’s so many poorly chosen words in that sentence. Be quiet! Really? Did nothing cancel?

Get me a vodka rocks. And a piece of toast. I hear the jury’s still out on science. Well, what do you expect, mother? I’m a monster.

Bad news. Andy Griffith turned us down. He didn’t like his trailer. Did you dress her up like this? We found them. Did you enjoy your meal, Mom? You drank it fast enough. I’m a monster. No! I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you.

Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help, help, I’m being repressed! Now, when you do this without getting punched in the chest, you’ll have more fun. No, I did not kill Kitty. However, I am going to oblige and answer the nice officer’s questions because I am an honest man with no secrets to hide. I’m not a witch.

But I bought a yearbook ad from you, doesn’t that mean anything anymore? Where’d you get the coconuts? Well, I didn’t vote for you. Shut up! That’s what it said on ‘Ask Jeeves.’

Who’s that then? Why? Well, we did do the nose. No… but I’d like to be asked! And the hat. She’s a witch!

Burn her anyway! Well, how’d you become king, then? Why? What’s Spanish for “I know you speak English?” And this isn’t my nose. This is a false one.

He hasn’t got shit all over him. Michael! I’m half machine. I’m a monster.

Why? Well, what do you expect, mother? Bloody Peasant! Guy’s a pro.

We shall say ‘Ni’ again to you, if you do not appease us. There’s only one man I’ve ever called a coward, and that’s Brian Doyle Murray. No, what I’m calling you is a television actor. There’s only one man I’ve ever called a coward, and that’s Brian Doyle Murray. No, what I’m calling you is a television actor. But you are dressed as one…